Thou shalt not think for thyself

Footnote on page 225 of The Black Swan is complete vindication for the author.

Oct 1st

Off to Silom to seek out Wifi

Oct 1st

Researching liquidity scenarios. Its called the Big Mac crisis in Thailand. Supersize me!

Sep 29th

sitting with a couple of Japanese ladies from Hiroshima talking about prostitution

Sep 29th

happy shana tova @amandagore :)

Sep 29th

Anticipating the 700 Billion to shore up a run on main street banks. Congress cant admit it or panic...

Sep 29th

Playing with the word cooperatives in my head.

Sep 29th

R/T @freehujia Jailed blogger Hu Jia’s wife allowed to visit him in prison

Sep 29th

just got a full apology and even a wai. Completely unexpected.

Sep 29th

Easily the best Thai DJ I’ve come across. Love the bassy acid surprises.

Sep 27th

cant help but think the scarcity, ubiquity, free theorizing doesn’t apply at all to...

Sep 27th

On the underground thinking I appear to have lost the Dark Lord. Very careless of me.

Sep 27th

Realizing I’ve ordered excellent Wurst & Sauerkraut at the wrong Beer Garden. Doh! The...

Sep 27th

Off to meet the Dark Lord

Sep 26th

watching the debate

Sep 26th

Good political debate. A relief to do US politics and no GWB nausea.

Sep 26th

I am thinking the challenge is to reward/incentivize patience not velocity @EaonP.

Sep 26th

What a dumb idea coming here.

Sep 26th

Tempted to tell Jose he robbed us but he looks shredded. No point I guess.

Sep 26th

Jose Padilla is the DJ and is lame. Local talent kicking his ass.

Sep 26th

Strong punchy idea from @adamcrowe (More needed)

Sep 25th

First run on an Asian bank. Blunt advice from @culturalsnow “you’re not going to know...

Sep 24th

First run on an Asian bank. Blunt advice from @culturalsnow “you’re not going to know...

Sep 24th

First run on an Asian bank. Blunt advice from @culturalsnow “you’re not going to know...

Sep 24th

thinking about global cooling

Sep 24th

Mark Cuban urging social media like transparancy for Wall Street

Sep 24th

“how did we get here?” - Sean Hannity (Its like Schadenfreude TV)

Sep 24th

has anyone told innocent they are Twitters featured user?

Sep 24th

The Oriental hotel Turkey ham bagels. IHT and people watching. Then its me doing a Bisto kid for...

Sep 24th

Still cant shake off doing fat Cokes after months on the Zero

Sep 24th

Reality check. Thought Brown looked wooden and cliche at conference. Media feel different.

Sep 24th

i thought McCain didn’t know anything about the economy.

Sep 24th

Fox news starting to panic. Brace yourself

Sep 24th

Explaining snow via my first SMS.

Sep 23rd

Free wifi. Cheese toasty on the way. Bingo! Just arrived :)

Sep 23rd

My pleasure @floatr Wish you well

Sep 23rd

just got dumped. That was fast.

Sep 23rd

would be interesting if after a presidential debate the loser committee Hara Kiri. Publicly.

Sep 23rd

any takers?

Sep 23rd

would be interesting if after a presidential debate the loser committee Hara Kiri. Publicly.

Sep 23rd

Thanking my lucky stars

Sep 23rd

Plamuk nung manow, pla nung manow, gung chair nam pla and more for the curious

Sep 23rd

celebrating a 30th with about 20 Thais and back on the spicy chilli thing

Sep 23rd

in heaven. Even the chicks are dancing with my girlfriend.

Sep 23rd

inviting everyone to my tropical commune if the shit hits the fan

Sep 23rd

The comedown off intense chilli is not too distant from the relief morphine gives for pain.

Sep 23rd

At the Music Cafe Silom. Bad music but I did promise so here I am

Sep 23rd

DJs are such amazing producers there days

Sep 23rd

Sarkozy gets it ‘regulated capitalism’

Sep 23rd

Ah Bush doing his terror terror terror spiel at the UN. What a tool.

Sep 23rd

Gordon Brown is toast.

Sep 23rd

Bowled over with mobile carrier call centre service in her 2nd language English. Brand blow jobs are...

Sep 23rd

The U.N needs to raise its game. Its a good time for them to chair a Washington/Brussels/Beijing...

Sep 23rd

I can think of three or four strong brand opportunities for dailymugshot...

Sep 23rd

Time is no longer the new currency. Intelligence is. I totally approve Dino.

Sep 23rd

Thanks Katie :)

Sep 23rd

The John West is flawless. Still laughing. Killer a/d from JWt. Bastards .

Sep 22nd

Managed to lose Germain from Oz. Referred to resemblance girl as like his ex. ‘A bitch’...

Sep 22nd

This Credit Suisse ad is autistic (smug veneer) Looks detached with paralysis, and inability to add...

Sep 22nd

im here for a beer after a tough day. He apologized but its too late.

Sep 22nd

Getting the survival of the fittest doctrine from my smartest China colleague. Is a Dollar/Euro...

Sep 22nd

Packing up. Grueling day but what a result. A marathon of punishment before the clouds mysteriously...

Sep 22nd

this club is playing award winning ads as visual. Im in heaven and a certified saddo

Sep 22nd

and that reporting is obsolete after market meltdown. Slow is better

Sep 22nd

calling the Marine Corp in Hawaii.

Sep 22nd

No response. Suspected the business card was just a face saver given my rebuke for infantile...

Sep 22nd

Soros blaming speculators on BBC world. Oil speculators. So thats different then.

Sep 21st

cant wait for Chennai

Sep 20th

behind on a few emails folks but the N95 is not up to lots of text.

Sep 20th

if the loans are owned by the govt. Can i call i council housing?

Sep 20th

taking the debutante to bed. The establisment

Sep 20th

Saigon first though

Sep 20th

talking to david from Malaysia and his insanely beautifull girlfriend. Showing him twitter :)

Sep 19th

twitter isn’t the same without doddsy taking potshots from the sidelines

Sep 19th

i did pull some large dancefloor moves the other night at about 4am when the coast was clear

Sep 19th

book marking neil gaiman. Gonna steal some shit. (call the cops)

Sep 19th

Malaysian Dave is a superstar. Talk about kindred spirits.

Sep 19th

this track that says the word low 8 times makes me think about neoliberal capitalism stockmarkets

Sep 19th

*checks flights to london*

Sep 19th

iteration is the refuge of scoundrels. There are a dozen people I would not pick a fight with. You...

Sep 19th

weak marketing people Chummy up with strong marketing people.

Sep 19th

i feed stupid people nonsense and clever people the truth. Just ask if you’re confused.

Sep 19th

Looks like Apple have defined Microsoft for ever. You can’t tell people you’re...

Sep 19th

Planning a train journey from Beijing to Hong Kong

Sep 19th

my travel agent says i’m very kind. all i did was say is she as sweet as her name (candy) over...

Sep 17th

Moooooorgan Stanley. The price is right. Come on down.

Sep 17th

We all to a grizzle but some of you only ever complain on twitter which is a shame because...

Sep 17th

if Goldman Sachs bite the carpet. I will need to be creative on how to spend the Euphoria

Sep 17th

Queuing Ave Maria on my iPod for when the city boys start throwing themselves out of windows.

Sep 17th

Microsoft moving into phase two is all part of the strategy. People are talking about them again....

Sep 17th

its the credit suisse ads that annoy me most. But they are looking untouchable so far.

Sep 17th

Sean Hannity needs to remove his tongue from Palins posterior before I can connect effectively on...

Sep 17th

having really good time watching beijingers have a really good time. Will never forget these people.

Sep 17th

twitter = mirc circa ‘94. if it gets into ad homs I want to play ref. Loads of experience.

Sep 17th

that david beckham motorola deal at the begining of the year is starting to look interesting

Sep 17th

feel like im wallking around with a stained dress saying ‘I did not have sexual relations with...

Sep 17th

blue toothing the girl next to me. Her male friend aint happy. What to do? I had no idea there was a...

Sep 17th

i mean we shared pics and stuff. I’m going straight to hell aren’t I?

Sep 17th

taking advice via sms from london. Giving tips via blue tooth in beijing.

Sep 17th

june 27 baby. See ya there :)

Sep 17th

mistress of ceremonies.

Sep 17th

hmm location. Might beg @jamiec to do MC stuff.

Sep 17th

june 27 baby. See ya there :)

Sep 17th

oz and asia waking up. Europe bedding down. Here i am, stuck in the middle with you. X

Sep 17th

if Goldman Sachs go under, I’ll treat myself to a nice Dairy Queen blizzard slush thing today

Sep 17th

A gentleman’s club? In Beijing. You crack me up. That last tweet was over a McMuffin on...

Sep 17th

talking to beijing uni chemistry students. So humble. So unexpected.

Sep 17th

Es ist mir egal. *love that track*

Sep 17th

early start. Autumnal feel isn’t my fave

Sep 17th

my hotmail ads are always for UK products. Remarkable how crude net advertising is 10 years on (FB...

Sep 17th

anybody have scamps email please?

Sep 17th

I sing this in my head every time I see Barack Obama ♫ http://blip.fm/~701y

Sep 17th

wow. eating and sneezing aint purdy. sorry fellow diners

Sep 17th

Prove to me that you’re divine. Change my water into wine.

Sep 17th

Hoping that Comrade Bush will nationalise some more stuff on Friday

Sep 17th

However big you think you are ♫ http://blip.fm/~7b7k

Sep 17th

AIG - 18th largest company in the world. Might have a cheeky Pina Colada tonight if they bite the...

Sep 17th

Last.fm serving up juicy succulent steaks time after time this morning

Sep 17th

plotting how i can get @grumblemouse and @chroma to double up in the same country and dj for my...

Sep 17th

Crikey. Can I twitter that? Fragrant. Thats all I should say for the time being.

Sep 17th

Ordering a Pina Colada. The Lloyds merger is next. A la BoA with Merril Lynch no?

Sep 17th

DJ just slipped on Gloria Gaynor ‘I will survive’

Sep 17th

well lummy. He played ‘Ich weiss warum’ by Neue Heimart for the last track.

Sep 15th

tales of the unexpected silhouette, dancing to sexy back which admittedly had seminal production...

Sep 15th

hey. I’ve got noone else to moan at

Sep 15th

Finished pimping Bucks wifi. Working off insomnia at a cheesy night club. Needs must.

Sep 15th

soap bubbles, ostentatious public kissing, scantily clad suspended russian dancer in a cage, tired...

Sep 15th

nipping over to @sitdowncomedian for some home cooking *adds galangal and lime leaves*

Sep 15th

move over mickey

Sep 14th

Ninja cat http://tinyurl.com/5yqjfv

Sep 14th

long walk around Qianmen shooting the rebel till the battery died. Vagrants with New Balance under...

Sep 14th

Incredible Hulk’s CGI is so hokey I’d have welcomed a cameo by Shrek. No more American...

Sep 14th

i’ll be on my china mobile in an hour and a half. can you call that?

Sep 14th

wearing ear cups while my hair is dyed. Too funny

Sep 14th

squeezing interesting puppies out of the rebel

Sep 4th

another evening with the english patient

Sep 4th

Lieberman saying ‘trust me’ and talking about unity to the RNC. Only in America.

Sep 3rd

Qbar. Hoping i can sneak the rebel in.

Sep 3rd

hackfleisch & bratkartoffeln on soi 11

Sep 2nd

hackfleisch & bratkartoffeln on soi 11

Sep 2nd

noting my soft spot for clubs that kick off after 6am

Sep 2nd

could happen to anyone

Sep 2nd

cow man gai on phratunam. Then back to the fray *mock elbow lock*

Sep 2nd

secretly enjoying drunken guys unwittingly being snared by Bangkok transsexuals

Sep 2nd

It’s getting to the point where I’m having trouble distinguishing between a state of...

Sep 2nd

another evening with the english patient

Sep 2nd

bedsupperclub. I deserve it.

Sep 2nd

Internet in Thailand is blocked. What is it with Asian Govts and futile attempts to control opinion....

Sep 1st

edging into mutually assured destruction

Sep 1st

On the Earl Grey at Larry’s dive Sukhumvit 22

Sep 1st

blood being spilled on sanam luang

Sep 1st

suggesting a more modest bikini while packing those pounds

Sep 1st